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He just wants to do a couple tests, that's all.
I'm the only person you've told?
and if anyone gives you any trouble,
But it just wasn't you.
You can't hate yourself 'cause your dad's a twisted freak.
Turn it.
What are you doing with my dog?
That you were happy once...
and I used to have those blackouts?
Oh my God. On the count of 10,
Hold on one second. Lenny's calling.
I just needed to see a friendly face.
No, I don't need it where I'm going.
Every time I try to help someone...
Here, just...
It took me over an hour to clean up the mess you made.
Don't be a bad boy or I'll tell your mother...
Evan. Evan. Evan.
Wipe that sad-arse look off your face...
I need them.
Remember, everyone, there's only two more weeks...
Here you go, buddy.
No, Mum, come on.
And you guys take a shower...
hey, I've got a surprise for you.
I won't.
that's good.
and be gracious unto him...
That was so good.
It smells like sex in here.
I thought you might like some fresh air for a change.
'Today I get to meet my father.
Not if you remember my dad.
Can I just talk to Lenny?
Well, some of those memories have been coming back to me.
. .
Yeah, Thumper had a busy afternoon.
was to talk to you.
It's coming.
I'll be right back, Ev, okay?
I'm going to get you out of here. Okay?
Well, when he was your age...
Come on, just like when we take a bath.
Look, man...
Then I came here and the rest you know.
Are you sure you even packed it?
You screw this up again.
Bye, babe.
Did he ever say that he, like...
Buying popcorn. What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my God.
You're doing real nice for yourself, Evan.
Evan...
It was the one area his memory never failed him.
Who are you trying to convince, Evan?
Well, don't give up now, slick.
Hey.
You don't even walk the same. What, I walk differently?
What's wrong with you?
You know, if I was so wonderful, Evan,
Mrs. Kagan, it's Evan... Treborn.
but I knew that if I went to live with my mum.
Give me a call back.
I was gonna show this to the principal,
I think she sent everything I ever owned.
"I love my gf\bf"
We should go soon.
...to the beginning of all of this...
Most guys usually tuck porn under their bed.
didn't just come out of nowhere,
Yeah, you do that, Lenny.
taylor says something ^
You wanna open it?
Oh shit.
Well, I meant no of fence.
Let's go.
You need a change, don't you, honey?
Why would that freak me out?
Me looking at niggas acting gay in chat
your bestest, super-duper promise...
But this...
No, I lost you once and I'm not losing you again.
Well, it's crossed my mind from time to time.
He's got bigger titties than Lenny's mum.
Fuck you, frat boy.
everything just goes to shit.
I don't know. You want a smoke?
You know I love you.
Not ever.
My hands are over her ears.
When you put that shard in my hand...
No, no.
Shutup Faggot
on parent's weekend, remember?