Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not losing my virginity in an airplane bathroom.
You're just gonna let this sleazy putz fuck our Leah?
I'll probably smoke crack.
-Bernie, stop it! -No, I won't!
Well, what would you like to do, Bernie?
but you're Jay.
[grunts] I'm getting ready to dazzle this filthy futon.
[sighs]
Okay, these seats are moving pretty fast. Should we ask someone to slow them down?
-No! -If our children aren't fucking,
Bubble baths are for gettin' clean.
That baby Beanie Beanie Baby was an investment, baby.
Nick, you stay with Andrew.
Oh, my boys are fucking crushing it this episode.
The brand is Ice Knives. They're the biggest.
that Val's gonna try to screw Leah tonight?
Have some Havarti.
Ugh! His feet smell like salad dressing.
I don't know if I had a good time.
I just want to have a real conversation about our daughter having sex!
Oh, I most certainly do.
But my ATV was taken away,
I call her my tooth barber.
-Nicky, why don't you have a lover? -What?
No offense, buddy, it works for you.
I can't believe they wouldn't let me go down the Organgrinder.
Get out of here. You're a Gere head? I'm a huge Diane Laniac.
I might have won, but, like, at what cost?
because things need to get turned on.
Well, sure. She's a piece of candy.
-It wasn't my fault! -Yeah, it was. I saw the whole thing.
we're not proud of them!
and figure out how to ATV.
He promised you a happy cry, but left you feeling crappy and dry.
Well, I think, uh, both of those things are for the best.
You're gonna win your virginity to Val Bilzerian.
-even though I told everyone I hated it! -[head thudding]
Well, I did, but I was speaking for you, so it was kind of like you said it to me.