Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-No! -If our children aren't fucking,
I just want to have a real conversation about our daughter having sex!
but you're Jay.
He promised you a happy cry, but left you feeling crappy and dry.
[grunts] I'm getting ready to dazzle this filthy futon.
we're not proud of them!
You're gonna win your virginity to Val Bilzerian.
and figure out how to ATV.
That baby Beanie Beanie Baby was an investment, baby.
I can't believe they wouldn't let me go down the Organgrinder.
Get out of here. You're a Gere head? I'm a huge Diane Laniac.
I don't know if I had a good time.
Bubble baths are for gettin' clean.
The brand is Ice Knives. They're the biggest.
Well, I did, but I was speaking for you, so it was kind of like you said it to me.
that Val's gonna try to screw Leah tonight?
Ugh! His feet smell like salad dressing.
I'm not losing my virginity in an airplane bathroom.
-Nicky, why don't you have a lover? -What?
Well, I think, uh, both of those things are for the best.
You're just gonna let this sleazy putz fuck our Leah?
I might have won, but, like, at what cost?
Nick, you stay with Andrew.
-even though I told everyone I hated it! -[head thudding]
Well, what would you like to do, Bernie?
Well, sure. She's a piece of candy.
because things need to get turned on.
Oh, my boys are fucking crushing it this episode.
-Bernie, stop it! -No, I won't!
[sighs]
-It wasn't my fault! -Yeah, it was. I saw the whole thing.
I'll probably smoke crack.
Oh, I most certainly do.
But my ATV was taken away,
Okay, these seats are moving pretty fast. Should we ask someone to slow them down?
I call her my tooth barber.
Have some Havarti.
No offense, buddy, it works for you.