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I know!
Can you ski a black diamond?
but there are actual mountains out west.
But what I'd be into right now is "pleasuring you" stuff.
but do you know how sexy you are when you're honest with me?
Sure, but I'd rather have sex.
Hi, Nick! I'd get up and shake your hand, but I'm holding in a fart.
You mean, adore the penis?
-I want to touch your boob. -[grunting] Connie?
All I ask is 100% custody of you.
Ooh! I like that your mustache smells like mustard.
We should start with simple move.
[Jay] All right.
Without consulting me?
I don't know if she did.
-[air hissing] -Do my parents not even care
No offense taken, Jay, because I'm just gonna hose you down in my driveway.
-[crying] -I know it's hard,
[exhales] You know, Jay, you don't have to leave.
-Unwashed. -So dirty.
Fuck yeah!
-Fire! -[booms]
It's all anyone my age group is talking about.
Boobs. On a girl. And she was gonna touch mine!
Hey, Maury…
I'm having sex for the third time in 12 hours!
And if you're using the hot tub, I can come back.
Wow, dick move. Got to admire it.
-[sighs] That was kind of okay. -[pants, sighs]
and he had all that tomato juice.
Diane Keaton Birch.
Yeah, I'm just going to do it. Right, Bonnie?
Well, you probably want me to get lost.
A closed mouth don't get fed,
-[door chime jingles] -"Hello! My name is Lola Skumpy.
Kinda like how Val was having trouble holding onto his yogurt!
[moans] Okay. Now that you've Zambonied the ice,