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[knocks]
Leah asked, and I could never say no to one of my kids,
Bernie Sanders, nothing would make me feel less alone.
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
-Are you allowed to do that? -Fucking try me.
-I love being pleasured! -[classical music plays]
[sighs] Wow, that was amazing. Right, babe?
It was kind of okay!
Okay, well, now you have to have sex again,
[wheezing grunt]
Connie and I usually just sleep in a pile with our thumb up each other's asses.
-[Val] Hey, Nick! -Shit.
Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud.
[sighs] Thanks, Mr. Matthew.
There's only three rooms, and Dad said Val and I could have our own.
and touch all the buttons around your seat.
Maury, your gross, marinara-guzzlin' kid is ruining this trip.
And meanwhile, I'm such a coward,
Your sixty-nining twin sister?
[chuckles] It is hot under the Tuscan sun.
This is great. Jay has hit rock bottom.
What do you got against tomato juice? It's delicious.
All of you stop talking!
They fucking shred the black diamond!
that Maury's also going on the trip.
Besides, Andrew's already been in there twice,
Do not fuck with me, Matthew.
I'm sorry. I thought the chair thing was the ride.
Oh, my God, Jay! What the fuck are you doing?
Mom, I beg you, please stop!
Me? What's wrong with you?
No, Lola. I don't want to do anything to you anymore.
Perfect time for you to rock his bottom.