Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me neither. My mom was right. I'm gonna break my neck…
I'm sleeping in the woods. Peace, losers.
[cries] Maybe I should just jump and disappear
What if we go down the mountain on our crevasses together?
-More like, "Dat bitch life." -Oh, no, my wallet! My white wallet!
-But this isn't you. -Isn't it?
[chuckles] I mean sex, Val.
it was my first time.
We're the Birches. We're sexually progressive.
Yeah, let's go!
You're fucking right I am.
Uh-oh, Bernie and I own a big, fat hotel there.
[Nick] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, this is it!
-Uh, to our room? -I thought Val was sleeping with Judd.
-Okay, how's that? -Good. We can go a little faster.
Just like your sister and her bubble baths.
[chuckles] Look at you. You look like a chipmunk going to a job interview.
-He needs surgery. -No, no, no.
-Check it out! I'm inside your sister! -[moans]
What do you call your dental hygienist?
It wasn't my fault!
Holy shit, my boiled dick is so hard right now.
For example, she refers to herself as a hormone "monstress,"
Yeah! Like pancakes without syrup.
I know, but you need to let me have my feelings about it!
Yeah. And I don't know, maybe you should try listening to Diane.
And, Jay, you've got that funk that makes my junk wanna spunk.
Well, I hold myself to a higher standard than Connie.
Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity.
Thanks for letting Jay stay here while he gets over his girlfriend.
Tooth barber's little helper.
-[groans loudly] -[dramatic classical music plays]
I think it's nice that it was both of our first times.
I never tried ceviche,
-Okay, that hurts a little… -¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
I'll let you dazzle me.
-[Rick] But I love lasagna! -[rumbling]
Oh, my God, both of you stop it! What the…