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You see, without my pediatric CPAP machine,
I'm gonna get you for this, Nick, if it's the last thing I do.
because I could use a little space from you right now.
[both moaning]
or you just gonna start researching?
-Oh! I'm so lame. -Aww. No.
No! If you go to bed angry, I won't be able to sleep,
Yeah! How--how do I do that?
I hate my fucking life!
Oh, come on. There's plenty of room.
Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on.
Nick! This is Bernie!
I'm angry and I'm going to bed.
because we made Leah ready to have sex when Leah's ready to have sex.
-Okay, here we go. -[classical music plays]
[laughs, grunting]
Quite the view, huh?
Oh, Maury, this is not hot.
-Like your fat juicy butt! -[chuckles]
So how do you wanna do this?
One, it's time to put our dad in a home.
Consent granted, sailor.
-[both scream] -[Val moans]
Everybody's right, I'm a fucking loser.
I'm doing the Organgrinder with Val and Leah.
[hesitantly] Yeah, totally amazing, babe.
Looks like I won't be needing my instruments of magic anymore.
Well, I do love a juicy jacuzzi.
Sir! If you rush me, it will only take longer.
Yes, Mom.
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