Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[in Russian accent] That's right, my little vodka potato.
-[kissing, chuckles] -Mmm.
-[birds chirping] -[Nick] Ugh, Christmas sucked!
It'll just be you, me, and these two fucking Garbage Pail Kids.
It wasn't, and I would, I--I think.
Yeah, yeah, but first, you gotta do something for me.
What? I didn't know you had a sister.
Also, I'm excited to go on a big fancy airplane
Why are you so mad at Dad?
-[giggles] -I bet that filthy Bilzerian has HPV.
-Maury, what do I want to do? -Uh, let me think.
Later, losers!
And now you can't even ski?
I don't know.
Can I please adore the vagina now?
I'll choke myself to the edge of death.
-What do big boys do? -[dramatic sting]
Are you sixty-nining each other under there?
-Huh. -And I want that for you.
You don't love me anymore. You want a divorce? That's fine.
And meanwhile, you're stuck here with Dork Vader.
Like my sister Connie says, sex is supposed to be savored,
Well, joke's on you, lady.
It was pleasurable. I mean, I had fun. I think she did.
and honestly, I'm a little nervous about it too!
Connie LaCienega, what the heck are you doing here?
-Really? Oh, does that feel okay? -Mmm. Yeah. It feels kind of great.
She's been obsessed with it ever since I took her to see Broad City on Ice.
You need to show those cum junkies you are not a baby.
just to prove your mom wrong!
Come on! Get on the fucking chair!
You got the worst presents!
You're just learning,
[sighs] I just don't know if I'm ready.
I bet you want to, like, throttle me right now.
No offense, Matthew, but I'm not worthy of a gay makeover montage.
You're my daughter, and if you're going to have sex,
but keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
Aw, that's very sweet, but chop-chop, kissy touchy wee-wee! Come on.
Yeah, I know, let me just put on my "ice knives".