Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, kissy. Ki-kissy touchy. Oh, shit! Uh, kissy touchy wee-wee?

[Maury] So the recipe calls for Monterey Jack,

What, you don't like to fuck in small places that smell like shit?

What were you thinking?

I'm just a loose, empty foreskin with, ta-da, no coin inside. You win.

Closed Mouths Dont Get Fed

Well, if that would give you pleasure, then I am ATV.

I want you to sit on me with no pants, like one of my college students.

And I didn't want to be the one to tell you,

so I think he's ready if you are.

We try new position. Go for the lift!

I hate Mondays!

Bye, Mrs. Birch!

Val, you're a very sweet boy,

Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card

[stammers] Wait, will I see you tomorrow?

Maybe we could try again in four years.

Matthew, if you let him go, I quit.

So we're on a bed in the midst of a rare diarrhea pause.

I'm so grateful that you were able to find it and…

You don't call a female doctor a "doctress."

Oh, please. I didn't make you do shit.

I "do it under your roof" was total bullshit!

It--it was bad?

I couldn't even tell my boyfriend why I really broke up with him.

So, Jay, my son tells me you do magic.

Do you think you two can be civil with each other for once? For me?

You are out of shape.

Okay, tips up. Here we are!

Nick, remember where it was.

Oh, yeah? You want to go ice skating with me?

-[exciting music plays] -Whoa! [grunting] Ooh!

Really? I had no idea.

-Yeah! -Cute picture, by the way.

[both] Like a Kennedy because their family was cursed.

[rumbling, rattling]

See, you get it.

Thanks, Mom and Dad, for making this so easy!