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Hey.
- You want to speak to Kristen. - No. No.
- Hey. - And this is Nicole, okay?
What are you doing? Let's go get some fucking candy!
My dad got laid off from McDonnell Douglas last year.
- Watch out. - Watch it. Watch it.
All of them white.
RUN NIGGA RUN
I didn't come here to learn that...
Who?
Run nigga run
- Yeah. Partial scholarship. - You don't run, you don't get tuition.
- You're welcome. - God.
Stick! Stick!
We behind enemy lines dog!
You have yet to learn the rules of this game.
Man, I don't know, you know?
No means no! No means no! No means no!
Come on, guys, pick it up!
- I got good eyes. - What book you reading?
Billy, no! Stop it! Get a condom!
Oh, God, what have you been drinking?
Bye.
We're roommates, huh?
It's just...
- One of the best. - A big-time track star, huh?
Oh, Christ Jesus.
Recognize. Take a look around you.
Is that right?
Go.
Oh, my dear Mr. Williams.
They moved me in with a psycho dickhead.
So, where are you from?
- What dorm you staying in? - Why you wanna know where I live?
We gotta stick together, black men!
Yeah, looking sweet.
- I don't know. - Right.
These type of problems can be worked out.
Shut up. Well, here we are.
You be like:
Why are y'all so quiet?
Fool, all you is, all you ever gonna be, is a runner. Like a horse.
Why you always gotta take stuff so far?
Hey, yo, what kind of munchies y'all got?
Secondly, you know, I ain't no faggot.
Don't I know you? Everybody else, come out with the I.D.'s.
It's my world.
Oh, man.
- Take care. - You too.
You listen, you get it together and you do something f or your own people.
...very few people exercise them.
- I know what that was. Come on. - It was probably a car.
That's pure Aryan blood you're talking to.
Partial? That's a mistake. I'm a full-scholarship student.
Which one?
Please watch your language.
- Is that near Compton? - No.
No, I'm not. Neither are you. That's the problem.
But the lesson taught here today...
You got that? Do I make myself clear?
...and you have to always use transitional phrases.
- One second. - No. Get a condom.
I'm a man! You're nothing!
Yeah, man, I understand.
We gonna pound their motherfucking ass...
Why?
- Fucking idiots. - Fuck all those niggers, man!
I gotta run and study, man.
- Sellout. - Mr. Williams.
- Don't put too much lipstick on. - Why not?
- To steal the information. All of it. - Yeah, but whose information is it?
What are you doing? No!
Right?
But I'll tell you this. There's nobody on this campus who parties like we do!
If you don't have the information, one cannot seize power.
Y'all better recognize, I'm telling you.
Kris, what the...? Wait!
Come on, man, listen. I'm sorry.
You're here to study, not to party. Head home and hit those books.