Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!

- The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop.

Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.

No, I can't say that. It's not--

- Really? - Really.

Drop in Dude now.

Wow Life in the big city ant nothing like it

We don't have any defences.

Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.

You get to that build.

Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.

Iron Man's Real. Iron Man's Real Names

- It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.

I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.

Free City 2: Carnage.

Seriously, man.

I was wondering when I'd see you again.

So what do we do?

Pretend with me.

There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,

Come on, Blue Shirt.

And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing.

Millie, we have to celebrate!

which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire

Can you please just let me go?

People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.

and the evidence that I need is in the game.

Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.

Security! Kick this punk out.

- I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

There you go. You got it. Yeah.

What is happening?

Cool, we're a team.

- can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be--

No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.

It will never work.

- Keys. - The AI worked.

I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.

Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.

- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.

Then I saw you.

- I love the bank. - ...and do the same thing every day.

Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?

There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!

Somewhere out there is the author.

They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.

I used to shoot all the secondary characters

I don't know, why do they?

Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game

I'm done playing your game, Antwan.

with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.

So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.

Look, I don't have long.

Listen carefully.

I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.

What are you trying to say, Guy?

Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.

Now That We're Done Catching Experiments We Can Be Whatever We Want.

- We're like best friends. - Friendship.

For starters, you can put your arms down.

Oh, yeah, we did.

Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.

Keys! I need your help!

No. I remember everything.

- I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot?

Go ahead, Chris. Follow her.

We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.

Takia Waiti Out

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

Wow, you are a special kind of noob.

- "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?

But Millie's got a real instinct for these things.

Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.

I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?

It'll explain everything.

Take that. Boom!

Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.

Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.

Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.

Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.

Officer Johnny!

Maybe we just stop the killing.

Boot Molotovgirl now.

I think it's going really well.

We've been over this.

Yeah, he's gone viral.

I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,

Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.

Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.

- This is bullshit. - Who is this guy?

You have no idea how long I've waited for this.

- It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.

Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.

Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.

but he forgot to scrub the reflections.

All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.

Just look at the trace log I sent you.

you get some coffee, then you come to work.

Okay. Good day to you.

You get me, bro?

of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.

- Have you been? - Yes.

Keys, I need you to focus.

And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory

Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.

I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.

And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.