Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?

Aren't you sick of being shot at?

- No, not gonna happen. - Nope.

That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.

We all have our secrets, I guess.

- No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents

Sorry. Are you closing?

I'm sorry. "So what?"

You should be thanking me!

When your friends ask what you did over the weekend

Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?

let's have a great day.

I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.

It's why you can never leave Free City.

Tiffany Waaapah!

How'd you get in here?

What build, Antwan?

We're done with that.

Bigger! Badder! Radder!

What's in it for Antwan?

So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.

Mmm. That's hot.

- Guy? My Guy? - Guy.

Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?

And he was alive because he met the one pers--

Antwan is a genius.

But he's still stuck in Free City.

Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?

You, you, you--

Well, it's sort of a secret.

We can't all be you, Guy.

My viewers will just banana cream sandwich

One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.

We're coming to get ya.

Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.

I don't know, but he's good.

I'm just this idiot who's in the background?

I'm sorry! Oh, God!

I don't suppose this thing can fly.

That's a new one.

Unless there is something out there.

You know, that player in the NPC skin.

- I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.

Hey, my real name is Millie.

You have to leave. I can't talk to you.

then I followed you.

Nothing. You're funny.

The data's been erased, but it's in your head.

Yeah, it makes sense.

- What? - You were right.

Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?

and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.

- God! - You're 22,

- You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!

he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload.

Does this look intimidating?

Honey, honey. Shush.

The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,

Easy. I know your security guard.

whatever a centaur is, I did it.

You know what time it is?

Please try to remember. This is really important.

If we reboot the server

Don't say words to me!

You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.

I feel Brand new

- Okay. Bye. - Okay.

Good morning, Goldie.

I need to know where.

Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.

Do you know the other security guards?

I just find the order of those threats very confusing.

one of the biggest publishers in the world.

He punches so hard.

Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.

You seem adjective.

Just take it off. What are you doing?

I based it off of

Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?

Hardly ever, Guy.

I don't know, but I don't buy it.

It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.

they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.

I love my life.

Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.

What do you mean?

Oh! Pretty bleak.

Want some four wheels to the face?

Playtime's over. Catchphrase.

he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.

I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.

But you only exist here.

I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?

Millie, I care about you

That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.

Thank you. You too.

Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.

Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.

No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.

Good fucking morning, Goldie.

I think someone's at the door.

It's been the best day of my life.

She's looking for your build.

get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.

it's all gonna disappear for good.

- No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?

- Okay. - Yeah.

I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.

I only said imagine

Come on. Come here. Come here.

Oh, it's okay, Bud.