Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Crazy awesome!!!

Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.

How the heck did you get in here?

Man, I love it here.

Here's this week's highlights.

Please escort this former employee off the premises.

Portal gun? That sounds expensive.

Now get out of here. Go be nicer.

Wow, this is harder than I thought.

What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You work at Soonami, don't you?

All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!

who looks like an NPC?

The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.

Ma! I called a guy on the internet an incel!

"He's good enough."

It's not like you used our code anyway, right?

No missions here.

I don't understand.

I know you have.

You know what they're not doing, guys?

But then, one day,

What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?

A little Sunday Drive.

- Who is this? - I don't know.

I found these glasses and then I can see things now.

- No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.

It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.

The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.

Yeah, this one.

You know that moment,

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.

They got cool hair, cool clothes.

And you, you tried to steal it from me

uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?

Yeah. How did you--

That would mean I'd have to tell him.

In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,

- Be strong. - Okay, bye.

- Her name's Millie. - Who?

You have a beautiful home.

It's true. It really sucks.

...and it makes the game look bad.

have a great day.

Oh he found the button

- On it. - You can't do that.

All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.

They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.

I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.

Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.

Guy, what are we doin' here?

- Millie! - They're taking me out.

And here he is, taking out Beefoven,

maybe he can help?

You wanna finish this out with me?

I don't get it. What is this place?

I worked on him myself. He's perfect.

- Doesn't make sense. - What?

Boot them out of the game, now!

And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.

What's happening right now?

If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.

You're obviously fired, you know that.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit

Run free, better me.

...have a great day.

Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik

where computer generated characters interact and evolve.

Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.

Has anyone seen my cat?

of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.

AKA Millie Rusk.

'Cause I'm your buddy, too.

Well, it's a sunny day I feel brand new

Like, he reminds us of what's possible.

I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.

They go on all sorts of missions.

Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.

The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.

All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.

What have you got?

Jeez, that's good.

But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.

Everybody down on the ground!

Popping today and not in a good way.

Weird or not, when people find out about this,

- Non... - A background person.

Free cjuty @. IS gonna nbe Jumunjious

And you don't have to be scared.

Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.

Thank you. That was nice.

And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.

Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.

Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC

You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.

It's like a waterfall made of letters.

- Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.

and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend.

Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?

Good thing I know better.

Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?

- That's my gun. - Quiet time.

We are in the middle of something.

Everybody get down on the ground!

- Let's take... - Just watch.

Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.

Here we go. Y'all watching this?

No, he bought it and then he shelved it.

Oh, my God. What am I doing?

That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.