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Nice skin.
Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
That's not true.
Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars,
Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
And where the hell is Dude?
You're not.
I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
Look, I know this world is just a game to you
I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
No, you're not. You're not.
We should definitely go!
My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
and, Millie, it works.
Oh.
We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
- Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
Neither are you.
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
- This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
Guy,
'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
Get up, Guy. Get up.
Whoever it is, they're good.
Guy!
Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
You want to kiss me badly?
- I'll let it go. - Yes.
- Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
I really appreciate this, Keys.
His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
w-- I have an idea.
SOLUTION
The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends.
Totally. Right?
I know how.
We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
Hello, Officer.
You guys have always done what's expected of you.
We don't have anything.
No, and I need you to remember it.
But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
I feel brand new.
I got you a present.
No manner, no how. But I mean, no way!
Skins? Don't even worry about that.
I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Don't have a good day, have a great day.
He's glorious.
Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
Antwan, you should see this.
How many an hour?
That actually hurt my hand.
Yes. Definitely.
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
You go, girl.
Then kill her in the game.
This isn't you.
Looks like rain. Looks like rain.
Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
I'm sorry.
For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
Antwan out.
- Yeah? - ...worked.
Have a good one, Guy.
In Free City, I have everything I need.
Free City 2 is not an update...
Stop! Where did you hear that?
It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
Yeah, I do know.
by early Tuesday night.
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
Uh...
I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
Ha-ha!
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
Go, go, go!
Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
Millie--
You have a great outfit.
Way, way better.
Hardly ever, Guy.
You know it. Mmm.
Cool.
Buddy, I missed you!
Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
And if you didn't use our code
This will all be over soon.
After Free City, It comes Free Life.
He can't do that.
No way, no how.
He can call you by your real name.
We're gonna need a bridge.
You're so hot.
Hold the fudge.
Come on, come on, come on.
big guns, bigger moustache.