Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I don't know if anybody does it,

Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!

Screw it. Art nerds.

Hey, Mouser, check this out.

Don't have a good day, have a great day.

Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.

I don't want that.

Guy, you don't do this, man.

But when I was in the back garden on that little swing--

Blue shirt guy.

Uh, there's not a button for that.

- On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three--

Everybody get down on the ground!

But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'

Or am I missing something?

I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.

What are we supposed to do now?

Don't have a good day, have a great day

Antwan, come on, man.

No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Don't talk to Antwan.

Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.

Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!

- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour.

He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.

Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.

The woman of his dreams,

Oh, my Guy loves swings.

We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!

Oh, shit, that's a death blow.

You have something I want.

He's in the crosshairs and embattled.

Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.

Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.

Wait, hold on one second.

you should get some life insurance

And you're gonna hand it over.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

- This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.

I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.

- Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.

Terminate him. Reboot.

or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.

You're good. Oh, anyway--

Wow, life in the big city. Ain’t nothing like it.

Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?

- Run over? - We done with that.

You're welcome.

And all pursuant spin-offs?

Growing up in my family, it was--

No! That's my special sock! Put it down!

You want to kiss me?

But if you're not real,

in the one place no one can even get to.

Whatever we want.

Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.

- No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.

The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,

- Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.

Good morning, sheeple!

Iron Man's Name, Is Chris Mitchell!

I hope it has the proof you're looking for.

- Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.

See what I mean? Hero.

True. The choice is totally yours.

Good morning, Goldie.

Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.

...have a great day, I guess.

Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.

Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.

You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.

Thank you. That's sweet.

What the hell was that?

You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.

Now, where are those servers?

- Solution. - Antwan.

Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you.

It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.

I didn't have time to wrap it.

But that's kind of my speed.

but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.

Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.

You don't do this.

Have a good one, Guy.

What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?

You could just reboot the server.

Millie, there are no other players in that house.

I swear to God, if you touch that sock

Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.

We are tired of being stabbed!

they called me that. What is an NPC?

...and surprisingly curious.

Right here, I've got everything you care about.

Except one thing.

- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.

thanks to our code.

Go back to your side, man.

It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.

and of course he's not even real!

for a player to be a good guy.

Keys, you're a goddamn genius.

Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!

And we're all just players in the game?

Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.

You got a video or a screen grab?

Just say my catchphrase.

Is this the North Pole?

You let an artificially intelligent

Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.