Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Can we bribe you? - Sorry.

Not separating into whites and colors, but the colors separated...

Why would you name a lipstick something like that?

This isn't for me, you know. It's for you.

What do you mean 'so'?

- On a Friday night? - What did she say?

- even on your best day. - Okay, he didn't just drop it off.

You're determined to spoil this, aren't you?

- She did not want him there. - That's what she told me.

Anyway, I should get going.

I need to go. How hard is it to find a coat?

- An hour? - I can't wait an hour.

Go ahead, Mom. It'll be fun.

Where are you going? Lorelai, come back here.

I'd say that was a fair assessment.

They believed in drugs, booze, and petty crime.

- Well, as long as you find this amusing. - Mom.

- On a Friday night? - That's what she said.

- Hey, Luke. - What, you find a nail in your food?

as that, too, will be included on the test.

I guess it's the thought that counts, isn't it?

I see you brought a little something, too.

She's not taking a coffee break.

I almost never get the house all to myself, and I thought with my mom gone...

which'll end 10 minutes after I've hit my scalp treatment...

- Just don't be mad. - I'm not.

- You sure? - Positive.

Pass the horseradish, please.

- All right, but if I look ridiculous... - I'll be the first one to point it out.

getting a postcard that doesn't have a courtesy...

Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai.

I know that, too.

- Only way to eat a fry. - Really?

I guess this whole thing was a silly idea anyway.

I'd love the comparison to stop there.

You, however, vicious trollop...

All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened.

Yes, but I don't dance.

Not an evil 'yes. '

whether everyone has the grasp on electrochemistry I'd prefer...

- Please leave now. - You really want me to go?

You want to be alone to do laundry?

as well as the material from lab.

Personally, I could care less if she eats.

I mean, I know it said mud bath...

Well, I've been playing a lot more basketball lately.

This was the big night you planned? A rendezvous with Mr. Peanut?

- Rory and I are different. - We're mother and daughter.

I tell you, you've really got that down.

Are you guys gonna feed each other? 'Cause that's just so darn cute.

And then, exactly at the same time...

- I'd love it. - Good.