Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yes. - That was an evil 'yes. '

I'm ready. Let's go.

You're a vicious trollop.

I should have my head examined.

Yeah. And I think she would have liked Bukowski.

My mom's out of town, and I never get the house all to myself.

And you and I are mother and daughter always.

Where should I put this? Kitchen?

We don't serve anything with caffeine here.

So because I waited until I was grown and married...

Well, that sounds fine.

That'll be $12.50.

Do you know what most people who get these massages do...

We were having dinner, Mom, a nice dinner. We were talking.

Rory, is this true?

- Another half hour. Please. - No. You got your hour, you need to go.

- I was thinking... - Yes?

What? No, I couldn't.

I tried to stay home and study myself, but I can't.

if I have to spend one more minute with my mother.

- Really? - I wasn't done.

Okay, but my hour doesn't start till you get back out here, right?

stirring things up.

Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.

I'm nothing if not a great organizer.

You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining.

- You're in your pajamas. - I know.

Emily, do you share this rather extreme opinion?

- Okay. Well, he's coming over. - What?

We can take care of that for you.

- No, can't sit here. - Why not?

They certainly do like their tofu here, don't they?

Because that's what the tag on the hanger says.

The eye treatment is supposed to reduce puffiness...

acting like a petulant 4-year-old.

We'll make an appointment when we get back.

Reheated French fries really suck.

I've got four in the attic already.

If I was going to have anyone over tonight, it definitely would have been you.

We're going to leave the spa, find a restaurant, and have a steak.

When do the bikers and lowlifes get to trash the place?

Wanted to get out of the construction zone.

Why, because I want a quiet, private massage?

Why, did you think I wanted to come over here and see you?

to engage in inappropriate behavior.

Wasn't sure how long your mom would be gone for.

- Lorelai? - Yes, Mom.

I'll have you working at the Chicken Ranch soon.

We'll do a quick review and a pop quiz, and then you're going home.