Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lie down, Mom, please.
To that end, I will be giving another test on Tuesday...
Oh, wait. Sorry, can you hold on a sec?
Come in.
Careful. That's how they get you in the Moonies.
Great thinking.
lying on your back and getting rubbed.
If your next words are, 'You can't possibly be old enough...
I'm going to a spa with my mother.
- Why? - You know why.
Stop moving, Lorelai. You'll electrocute yourself.
- What are you talking about? - I practically cheated on your father.
And rice. And the green sauce. And no salad. And...
Okay, Mom.
He could tell me his issues, I'll tell him mine.
It was a nice thought, Mom.
Completely justified under the circumstances.
You've made it your mission to be as miserable as possible.
like it's some badge of honor not to put on your robe like everyone else.
Oh, yeah, me, too. Thanks, Mom.
You lied about why you came over.
Look at all the things we have to look forward to.
You're doing this 'cause I lied to Dean for you, right?
Rory and I are best friends, Mom.
and I don't know. It seems totally stupid now...
So, do you want to come in?
Okay, I'm thinking steak and Caesar salad, if it's not too anchovy-y.
not a couple of people.
where we spent two weeks eating viciously hot chilies...
So now he's back.
I will spend every day next week helping you prepare for the final, okay?
- Yep. - Good, enjoy.
She calls it a mechanical bodily function.
I hear there'll be some hot knitting going on.
I don't know. It just came out.
- Dean, you remember Paris, right? - Yeah, hi.
Well, your lung capacity certainly has improved.
You want to stay here and eat?
- I promise I'll speak slowly. - Bye.
You never go months without seeing your parents...
Thank you. You're a good man, Steve.
You have to do something bad when Mommy's out of town.
in case I really embarrass you.
Then put a nametag on, 'cause I miss you.
Oh, my God.
Wow, he must have been crazy mad last night.
J.D. Salinger seems to dig it.
or I'm so hungry, I'm delirious.
I'm probably gonna break out in some sort of rash any second now.