Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was a nice thought, Mom.
Oh, my God.
lying on your back and getting rubbed.
You've made it your mission to be as miserable as possible.
Careful. That's how they get you in the Moonies.
Rory and I are best friends, Mom.
You have to do something bad when Mommy's out of town.
- I promise I'll speak slowly. - Bye.
He could tell me his issues, I'll tell him mine.
- Yep. - Good, enjoy.
- Why? - You know why.
or I'm so hungry, I'm delirious.
Well, your lung capacity certainly has improved.
Oh, yeah, me, too. Thanks, Mom.
Stop moving, Lorelai. You'll electrocute yourself.
Great thinking.
I will spend every day next week helping you prepare for the final, okay?
I'm probably gonna break out in some sort of rash any second now.
J.D. Salinger seems to dig it.
Lie down, Mom, please.
Okay, Mom.
I hear there'll be some hot knitting going on.
You want to stay here and eat?
- What are you talking about? - I practically cheated on your father.
Thank you. You're a good man, Steve.
in case I really embarrass you.
not a couple of people.
like it's some badge of honor not to put on your robe like everyone else.
Look at all the things we have to look forward to.
Wow, he must have been crazy mad last night.
Come in.
Then put a nametag on, 'cause I miss you.
where we spent two weeks eating viciously hot chilies...
I'm going to a spa with my mother.
So now he's back.
Completely justified under the circumstances.
You never go months without seeing your parents...
and I don't know. It seems totally stupid now...
You're doing this 'cause I lied to Dean for you, right?
Okay, I'm thinking steak and Caesar salad, if it's not too anchovy-y.
And rice. And the green sauce. And no salad. And...
- Dean, you remember Paris, right? - Yeah, hi.
To that end, I will be giving another test on Tuesday...
Oh, wait. Sorry, can you hold on a sec?
You lied about why you came over.
She calls it a mechanical bodily function.
I don't know. It just came out.
So, do you want to come in?
If your next words are, 'You can't possibly be old enough...