Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have a good time.
60-year-old men hitting on 40-year-old women.
Especially if their towels are as good as their robes.
The certificate is for two.
I don't need it for the dining room.
- What was that? - What?
but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
No, Rory wouldn't lie.
Admitting right off the bat that you spend your life in a bar.
but now that he's back, they're fighting and redecorating. It's a mess.
It's fast-food gospel.
- Are you being sarcastic? - No, I'm being completely serious.
at the 'batting the eyelashes, look at my belly shirt' kind of thing...
Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
I think I'll stay out of it.
- Hello? - Hi. This is Phil's Liquor.
I am going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food, and go to bed early.
I should have my head examined.
God, this robe is fabulous. How do they get it so soft?
The sooner you get back to your weekend, the sooner it'll be over.
- But these robes are wonderful. - Mom.
Dean, Dean, and... Oh, did I mention Dean?
Stop it! I like to think of parents the old-fashioned way.
Or perhaps I could roll myself against a stucco wall...
- Absolutely. How's the spa? - Tranquil.
Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
This isn't a singles bar, Mom. It's a 60-40 bar.
Oh, sure, construction ultimatum.
I know you wanna be alone. I'll only stay a minute.
- We're just eating dinner. - Jess, I'm asking you as a friend.
- Fine, six. - Well, he wanted you taken care of.
The sitter will be here soon.
Freaky and unfortunate. Yeah.
A what?
I know, but Paris and I still have a lot more studying to do.
That sounds fine.
Is that ice cream? That's so nice.
I did what I thought was right, what I had to do to protect you.
I can take your name, but I won't have a table for about an hour.
If you don't care about hurting my feelings...
Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
It was just a dance. You were having fun.
Okay, I'll let you get back to your alone night.
A tiny little ice-cream package just big enough for two.
- Now you can tell him. - I will.
I just noticed the time, and it's getting really late.
I still can't get over it. It really was mud.
Steal me soap.
Well, they have dessert at least.
And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?
Sure.
You're no fun when you're tense. Are you sure you want me to go?
- Thank you for agreeing to leave early. - No problem.
they had booked us separately for every one of our treatments.
If you say so, then I have to believe it, don't I?