Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That sounds fine.
You're no fun when you're tense. Are you sure you want me to go?
Sure.
Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
they had booked us separately for every one of our treatments.
- Now you can tell him. - I will.
Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
A what?
No, Rory wouldn't lie.
- We're just eating dinner. - Jess, I'm asking you as a friend.
at the 'batting the eyelashes, look at my belly shirt' kind of thing...
Have a good time.
I can take your name, but I won't have a table for about an hour.
I just noticed the time, and it's getting really late.
Dean, Dean, and... Oh, did I mention Dean?
I should have my head examined.
Especially if their towels are as good as their robes.
but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
It's fast-food gospel.
God, this robe is fabulous. How do they get it so soft?
I know you wanna be alone. I'll only stay a minute.
- What was that? - What?
Stop it! I like to think of parents the old-fashioned way.
- Absolutely. How's the spa? - Tranquil.
Freaky and unfortunate. Yeah.
Or perhaps I could roll myself against a stucco wall...
Is that ice cream? That's so nice.
Well, they have dessert at least.
I think I'll stay out of it.
- Fine, six. - Well, he wanted you taken care of.
I know, but Paris and I still have a lot more studying to do.
And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?
I don't need it for the dining room.
I still can't get over it. It really was mud.
Steal me soap.
- Thank you for agreeing to leave early. - No problem.
This isn't a singles bar, Mom. It's a 60-40 bar.
The sitter will be here soon.
I did what I thought was right, what I had to do to protect you.
I am going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food, and go to bed early.
The sooner you get back to your weekend, the sooner it'll be over.
Admitting right off the bat that you spend your life in a bar.
If you say so, then I have to believe it, don't I?
60-year-old men hitting on 40-year-old women.
- But these robes are wonderful. - Mom.
The certificate is for two.
If you don't care about hurting my feelings...
It was just a dance. You were having fun.
- Hello? - Hi. This is Phil's Liquor.
Oh, sure, construction ultimatum.
A tiny little ice-cream package just big enough for two.
Okay, I'll let you get back to your alone night.
but now that he's back, they're fighting and redecorating. It's a mess.
- Are you being sarcastic? - No, I'm being completely serious.
Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.