Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I scripted everything that happened, right?

Because it was my mistake to not pick a puppy fast enough.

The Tarantula-squid. Tarantula-squid.

Ah, looking a little better.

Uh, yeah, uh... wrong one. Wrong one.

And I want to believe that it matters.

So, we are moving onto the subject

I'm sorry. Can we rewind for a second?

Tonight we're having a party where everyone

Maybe there's a mega-demon who

I forced you to choose the lizard,

- Well, we all helped... - Shut up, Glen!

It's a basic reality show playbook.

We're way past that.

and when she wasn't trying to

and maybe you'll still get a puppy.

After that, you spent all your time together.

into the world is pointless.

Oh, that sounds good. I'll have one too.

Uh, yeah, so, Chidi chose an owl,

You want something to drink?

and you are going to show me how thoughtful and caring I am,

Ugh. Those two are such forking dweebs.

that are entirely outside my control.

I love you too.

Barbra Streisand gave me one of her

What are you grinning at, weirdo?

like that you don't wash your feet in the shower;

What? We don't know.

I'm not going through that thing.

Did I look hot bald?

You can't expect me to walk around in these flats all day,