Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have a hernia, and this is painfully heavy.
Okay, let's rehearse the big Raoul/Christine kiss, okay?
Shh, shh, shh. Just let your day fall away, bro.
♪ He's there ♪
Ah, okay, well, auditions have already happened ...
Baby, it's okay. It's just what a mama does.
♪ She's a cultural icon, collected and calm ♪
I can't believe it. I was so close to being Christine.
- My God, why? - Yeah, it's the best I've got.
But I only know two different types of cheese ...
Oh, you mean Mrs. Silverstein?
free of drama and full of love.
but not really something that's true.
Don't tell him I said that. I fear him. But yes!
but when we get home, anything goes.
I'll get this.
Take that, Broadway attorneys.
and Erica was planning her winter-semester schedule.
and it leads to chemistry offstage, too.
- What? - It's acting. Don't make this weird.
That's an extremely unfair characterization
A lot of my friends have that. I-It's not as joyful with them.
"Life is meaningless," and she locked herself in the bathroom.
You know, if I were you, I'd be worried about a showmance.
That's the reach of my appeal.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Dear God, Mom!
♪ The Phantom of the Opera ♪
"Phantom" have learned of our very unauthorized production.
Okay, I've had it!
I-I could teach you zip, zap, zop