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Hmm.
-[bat cracks] -[crowd cheering]
I wet my whistle with Gren-Aid.
It's a beautiful day for a ballgame.
Yeah, Steve Gelbs, Draft-Pigs News.
Lisa, print out my email.
-[Walkov] Giggity. -[woman giggles]
[screams] My father?
Now I can die less unhappy.
Hiya, puppy.
Wha--?
Look under the fold.
[speaking Macedonian]
"It's bad for baseball!"
Oh, yeah, and I tell my booze bags to drink responsibly.
for BetBastards.com.
After a thorough 45-minute investigation,
on the back of your neck like Baba Branka.
Abe, we got to talk. In private.
actually makes a bet, oh-ho-ho,
[Krusty] That's so wrong.
you love as much as I do.
But Springfield ain't one of them classy cities
[belches]
Oh, where's Walkov going?
Oh, I'm gonna be so regular.
and a gun at the same bodega?
Go ahead, kid, show me you're a winner.
And then I'm going to quit.
Seafood towers!
Thank you for coming, but I have something I need to confess.
I've never enjoyed losing 14-1 more.