Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

At the end of the ceremony, I kiss a man...

"Marriage is like a freeway-

Oh, so what you're saying is we have four hoarse men?

I always assumed there was a nicer part you weren't showing me.

in a very unfashionable white diaper...

Oh, God. Let me get that.

What I mean is you can't get married like this.

The bartender replies, "Don't you mean, 'Merry Christmas'?"

But you and me, we're cool, right?

"There once was a homo named Tucker"-

No, no. The thing is that she told me a story about a goat...

Oh, my God. You like him.

Apparently they were double booked. This is the best Pepper could do.

I'm still kind of hearing- What is that?

All right, yeah.

Now you're breaking somebody's heart.

It's like they never left.

It really puts our mundane problems in perspective.

Yeah. Even then I felt such pressure to be perfect-

Remember when we tried to cheer him up after his first ice-skating competition?

Guess that explains that smoking dress.

But we've only been together four months.

Thanks. Have a nice trip.

But in time, you'll see it more as a-

I didn't know the jacket still had a-

This is not your fault, by the way. The fire was an act of God.

- Sorry. I was being dramatic. - No, you were right.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh.

We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother...

Hey, you wanna go and do something fun after this thing?

What a bunch of babies.

Do you take him to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"

Um, look, I didn't come here for coffee.

Oh, my God. You're texting Andy now?

He's very delicate.

Runaway bride, suicidal groom, feuding families.

or these people will be eating butterfly bisque.

it's not about to become a kiln!

Big supporter of yours. Have all your calendars.

I now pronounce you legally wed."