HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
you've been talking about nonstop for the last nine months.
Why don't you two go freshen up?
it's Merle.
- What is- - Yeah. Like I'm the problem.
wedding day, Dede, how happy I am now that I'm with you.
don't do anything.
Hey, everybody, um, thank you so much for dealing with all this today.
It's a regular night at the local honky-tonk.
Well, and then we had a flood. You know, Sal- sploosh.
You weren't thinking of anyone in particular?
Um, sometimes the hardest part is just figuring out what you want.
Of course, if I was with you, no one would even look at me.
- No! - The butterflies are eating me!
as if mysteriously floating all the way- half the way to me.
We sang Broadway tunes all the way to the Texas border.
Right.
No! No, it did not! I am barely pregnant!
Let's send the flower girl before she's a flower teenager.
Well, maybe if I stapled the sports page to my head, you'd pay attention.
"Do you take him to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"
Oh, now I feel a smile coming on.
we need to put a few more people on the lawn.
She asks, "Is this seat taken?"
Hey, have you guys decided who's gonna officiate your wedding?
Okay.
- I just worked up a new magic trick. - Oh.