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-[grunts] -Oh, fuck! Yes.
-So pathetic. -[grunts] Ew. I'm stuck! What is this?
Just say, "Fuck it!"
you'd be well within your rights to pull his tongue so hard
It doesn't matter who hated Jessi first.
Holy shit, Missy.
Oh, no, Nick didn't start that rumor.
Alright, just gonna hang out at Nick's house like normal.
Nick looks so hot with his Sid Vicious hair.
Now, c'mon, girl. Let's refresh the comments every 30 seconds.
No, it's Jason Biggs.
But how do I know I can trust you?
Die from shame, you heathen scum!
that's in your magician's JanSport.
and you both just have flat kid ass.
The magic is gone.
Good. So, like, mission accomplished. [chuckles weakly]
Well, good! Don't let the door hit your lumpy butt on the way out.
Yeah, because she's a goddamn nightmare.
Only a dork would know that!
Dude, what is your problem?
[echoing] I fucking hate you!
Well, thank you for asking.
-Hey. -Jesus, Nick, you don't look so good.
Maybe, maybe not.
Jessi's so full of shit.
Oh, my God, Jay!
She must be a gynecologist. This was a good riddle.
but it's against the magician's code to tell you how to do it.
What you did was a child pornography.
[melancholy music plays]
♪ You turned to a bitch Who let the dogs out? ♪
♪ It feels so good to hate ♪
♪ Vapid social media influencers ♪
So, what are you gonna do, cry about it?
♪ A mean blonde lady ♪
-Oh! -[grunts] Fuck that noise.
Just like Jason Big-ig-ig-ig-ig-ig-igs!
Lie to 'em, girl!
Why would she hate me?
No, that's okay. I totally respect your code.