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Now, Jessi, if Dr. PlainTalk were watching right now from the medical facility
-[both giggle] -I don't like this!
Shut up. Fuck you. Eat shit.
I asked him to give it to Seann William, and he kept it for himself.
No wonder she wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot dork!
♪ Yeah ♪
Dude… [exhales] …I had one crazy rager with the boys,
-Walter? -[roars]
Fuck the high road! Poop in my butt hole!
My pubes are even gay!
Huh, so you don't completely hate him.
Damn! You wicked worm!
where SpongeBob is wiping the counter with a tiny version of himself.
You hate her. Don't you, Nick?
-Is it possible you're a bad person? -Oh, he's got a point.
Whoo!
You know what I crave? Devon getting diarrhea and vanishing.
-[both chuckle] -Yeah, I'm starting to feel that same
and you stayed up all night pissing with a big water belly?
You're not my dad, Rodney!
-Cheater, cheater, pussy eater! -Ew!
[door slams]
Y'all new to this hatin' Jessi shit.
He owes me nipples!
Whoa! You're Dr. PlainTalk?
Uh, yeah!
I've often worried about that!
Mainly from eating Totino's Pizza Blasts from the microwave
Oh, God! [chuckles] Okay!
Oh, Jay and his girlfriend moved into the attic.
-Fucking bitch. -Oh, Nick, man, that's just a rumor.
What? Missy started the rumor?
Yeah, that's totally what's happening there. And it's sad!
then smush their dicks down between their balls
-See, I want to give you my heart. -Hmm.
Talk over you at some stupid affinity group meeting?
Or you could burn the house down.
You're all complicit.
-Give me some. -Blue Cross Blue Shield just followed me.
[suspenseful music building]