Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you're saying you wouldn't have made out with the hottest guy in school
but all you're really doing is making our friendship stronger.
Missy, I am at a loss.
Oh, my God. Yes!
Whoever that guy is, he is a genius.
Probably best to just curl up and fall asleep for a week.
#pettydiet
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
The only problem is it's stuck inside of my guts.
♪ I'm bad at keeping my emotions bubbled ♪
It's an AirDrop, Lump, we all got it. And it's a video of Jay?
We want her to take a permanent dirt nap.
-What? -Trust me, you want it.
♪ Arty-farty posers Fakes and pretenders ♪
Do you wish ill on Nick?
I hope I don't spill my popcorn.
What a little asshole. Let's curb stomp his fat mouth!
[Jessi] Oh god, I can't breathe.
Whatever you do, I want you to be as rough as possible.
And now you must relinquish your wand
-The world could use a break from you. -They'll be happy you're gone!
-Maybe you were just a joke… -[gasping]
-Uh, excuse you? -[screeches]
-worse than when everyone saw… -Ahh!
-[Jay] No! -[Jay on video] See?
Because I'm a psycho. Remember, Jay?
♪ Beautiful people who claim to be nerds ♪
-[chuckles] More like "Skumped"! -However does it work?
Guys, I think it might be time to perform the ultimate magic trick.
Hell yeah! You don't need that crusty old wizard,
but in the end,
For I've been burned before.
Esteemed sorcerers, please!
-Hi, Nicky. How was school? -How was staying home and being stupid?
for all we know, they're just having a friendly lunch.
Like, how stupid and lame everyone is?
I don't give a shit that everyone saw my dick!