Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're in such, like, a healthy place right now, Jay.
Right?
I just eat cookies and talk shit.
I don't know what's going on with her. She's so different.
♪ Co-opting, wannabe feminist turds ♪
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while they're still, like, very much in the microwave.
It'll get inside you, bring you to your knees,
-"Lola plus Jay equals house." -[claps]
-[piano plays] -♪ There's something about ♪
Well, for peak's sake, I love you, Jayzerian RicFlairian Bilzerian.
Rochelle, it's me, Walter Las Palmas.
And screw Jessi too!
-Hiya! -[Ali] Ah!
-Huh? -You're having a nightmare about me?
That's hate, man.
Or you could mention it while you're pissing on his tiny, charred corpse.
he wanted to wet-shit me out all over the pier like a common seagull.
With my gay pubes as my witness, I will get my vengeance, Jay!
The jail of the heart, but the foundation for them titties.
I wish you the most sensual of fortunes, Jay.
"Oh, these? Just some little fucker!"
-with the ponytail. -[all groan]
♪ Crazy who makes me the happiest Can make me the saddest ♪
Darrell, get out of here, man. It's scary!
♪ You're good at being perfect We're good at being troubled ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
Oh, God, we knew Nick hated you, but Missy?
No, no, it's cool. It happened after we broke up.
Hey, fat tits!
I've been on this hate diet all week.
♪ Yeah ♪
Babe. I can do the tricks for you,
You're the poster child for yucky behavior.
Wait, Maury, have we done a queefing episode?
-♪ That makes your wisp stiff, baby ♪ -[boings]
And whoever loses gets to take a shit in his ass.
-There is no water in my mug. -Water is for guests, Caleb.
Can't we be both?
You chose the wand between your legs.
[rasping]
it's gonna be titty-twist city!
Yes, yes, whoever wins gets me as a piss boy.
-[buzzing] -What's going on?
It wasn't my fault. Jessi started it!
Your hate nourishes me, Nick!
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