Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My dad was wrong.
Hey, hey! Don't you dare undercut what we're doing here.
I am, and the view up here is pretty nice.
See, the problem was I wanted him to swallow me whole like a pelican,
Yeah, but you can't be sending videos to people of Jay's dick.
Yeah, she's a total slut. She led me on and then rejected me.
She ripped out my permanent retainer.
♪ Every jackass creep and I ♪
No, no, I'm just gonna say hi. Okay?
starting rumors?
Devon and I have also decided to repair our relationship.
Slut says what?
Who is this one to tell us how to hate Jessi?
I hate you, Jessi!
[all gasp]
♪ I even considered picking up smoking ♪
This is exactly what I was missing when I was deep-tonguing down with Charles Lu.
Ooh, isn't she the best?
-Okay, here's how you do the trick. -No!
Mazel Tov to Mr. and Mrs. Who Cares!
Okay, "dude".
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
…after you, like, cornered her in front of the whole class.
because I'm not so sure that's a very fair thing to hate someone for.
Mmm, I'll let this play out.
What the fuck, Jay?
and I would be proud to be any part of that noble creature.
♪ My bitch is the raddest ♪
Okay! Well, now I know you're just jealous because I've got cheeks for weeks,
I yearn to taste the earth from your feet. How else will I know where you've been?
Someone sent her a 40-year-old jacked magician.
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
He gets that magic is the perfect storm of art, science and sex.
Jesus, babe, are you mad because Charles is a guy?
What tongue thing?
-Whatever! -You basically pushed her to say it.
Ooh, see? I never fucked with that little Creamsicle Nick anyway.
Okay. Potential Dr. PlainTalk suspects.
Oh, no, I broke the Magician's Code.
-She's such a tease. -[chuckles] Yeah.
This is a nice episode.
-I will totally house with you! -I can't believe this is happening!
Ooh! Okay. Well, let's unpack that,
You can look down girls' shirts and see their sternum!
Sweet Lord, please kill me again.
And wait till you peep her feet.