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Aw.
[groans] did you say something?
Even better now.
Bart could knock up his high school girlfriend.
Listen, I've taught fifth grade.
I've lost my-my little boy.
Girls, acne, drugs, body odor.
Well, the bow feels a little sad.
The uniform, the low center of gravity,
Hmm.
I thought I heard you barfing.
In a casual dining chain restaurant
Ew. Did you get it?
I'm sorry, I'm very, very sick and I just--
Borf-mom.
You don't understand the pressure I'm under.
Okay. About what?
That's really good.
Freeze it right there.
The poet kahlil gibran once said:
Yep. It's a scientifical concept called "lucy dreaming."
[panting]
I don't think you're gonna make it.
We used to have with the kids.
No-holds-barred comedy photos.
I've been building since picture day.
I don't think so.
I remember everything lisa ever said to you.
It was invented by sleep doctors from a country somewhere.
-Middle school? -[rumbling]
I signed up for snack,
Excuse me, excuse me. Let me through.
No, that wasn't barfing.
[retches]
Look what I got.
We're all here to support our kids.
[loud growling]
[gags] oh, it smells like you've burnt it!
-Ugh. -Homer, don't listen.