Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But it interfered with my studies. What do you listen to?

Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

...on and off the field.

Christmas is cancelled for you

Stewie, those books aren't for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.

I must escape this infernal babble!

Then you open up the septic tank and... Skeleton city!

- You must be Peter. Joe Swanson. - Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you, Phil.

Man. What'll I do if I get fired? I'll have to go back to my old job...

Silence! Ever Since You Two Met, You've Done Nothing But Wax Idiotic!

Half man, half machine.

I guess I was just tired of him being your hero.

Mom, what do you do when you like a boy but he doesn't even notice you?

I can't taste salt.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

"But where are those good, old-fashioned values

A&E Biography is doing the life of the other guy from Wham.

Domestic disturbance... Boring!