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Holy crip, he's a crapple!
You got a neighbor on the other side of your house, too.
All units! A major robbery is in progress at Quahog Bank and Trust.
I AM NOT A ROBOT!
I thought maybe I crossed the line when I asked to borrow a screwdriver.
See I have that disease where stuff pops out of your mouth.
Meg loves Kevin.
Silence! Ever since you two met, you've done nothing but wax idiotic!
And you know what? I'm one of them.
Joe, you have to meet our new neighbor, Lois Griffin.
...Guillermo.
You don't admire wheelchair people. You're supposed to feel sorry for them.
You'll never take us alive!
But I don't want to be different.
He found this one spot behind my ear, I...
Come on, Brian. I gotta get to softball practice.
Again! Again!
- I tried everything to get the stain out. - What about lemon juice?
I just want to be.
We got hostages! Don't try anything funny!
Lois, I don't want those people there.
That's finger suckin' good, huh? It's an old policemen's recipe.
Holy crip she's a crapple
What? Because of what I said this afternoon. No.
Guillermo, you're up.