Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Quahog can be pretty exciting, too.
Is it me or is rap music just getting lazier
Well, we are gonna miss the go-go-go pace of Providence.
Crap! Don't hit it to Joe. Please don't hit it to Joe!
I wouldn't have won silver in Nagano, had you not driven me...
"on which we used to rely?
REACH FOR THE SKY CANDY ASS!
Excellent!
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Sorry, Stewie.
Okay.
He's wearing a white-collared shirt, kind of big, with glasses.
Sorry, I promised the wife and kids I'd...
Daddy's gonna make a little withdrawal.
Whoa. Hang on. Sorry, no one can leave.
Tell them he is allergic to penicillin and white zinfandel!
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! There it goes again.
Actually, I was gonna use the little girl as a human shield...
Isn't baseball great?
Why with that technology, I could escape these wretched harridans!
When did it become okay to be handicapped?
I saw some cute dresses down the street.
Now before we go...
- That was joke gum. - What do you mean?
They play on their neighbor's company softball team like this Saturday.
- I'll consider it. - He'll consider it!
...take them on a dream vacation to Hawaii right now. Say aloha, kids.