Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your membership pack

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong

He should have to take a different oath.

It's a Secret shh-shut up

You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club.

The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.

No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!

Wanna see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be 18.

...of our beloved sacred parchment...

Thanks, Lenny. When am I gonna be initiated?

You'd better run, egg!

Your membership pack

Another strike for the Chosen One!

Remove the stone of university

Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.

I saved your life. That egg sandwich could've killed you by cholesterol.

This is just appalling and outrageous.

- As soon as Number One gets here. - Number One?

for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever