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A big Jew and you still told him to take off his Jew cap.
- Yeah yeah yeah, I'll go get 'em. - Larry: Okay.
- You know what? - What?
she started screaming at him and I just... I left.
- Show me what you've got! - This reminds me of something Theodor herzl once said.
Big Farsi guy. Big.
Jeff: Yeah, they do not like the Jews.
Dinner, bring the wives?
- Thank you. Yes, I'm serious. - Can you believe this?
I need you to keep me away from no matter what.
Exactly. You say what everybody's thinking.
Ron: I got an estimate on the car.
- Just my gut feeling. - You know what it is?
( Mimics Humphrey bogart ) out of all the hummus joints in all the world,
- What? - Sammi's here, okay?
He'd have pee stains on his pants constantly.
- I'll talk to your mom. - Good.
No, Larry. Come to this side and I'm yours.
( Slurps ) mmm.
- That's what a marriage is. - "L.O.L." Was the final straw.
Okay, I'll tell you what... Forget the insurance.
- I can't tell you. - No, please tell me.
but let me propose an alternative here.
If anyone quits, we're disqualified.
Hello. Oh my god, are you serious?
Because no Jews ever come here. They'd be so safe.
Al-abbas best original chicken.
( Softly ) hey, let me ask you something.
You just come out with it. It's impressive, you know?
They're opening up a second location
Not at all. Not at all. Hey, I got a good joke.
"That damned elusive pimpernel."
you see this estimate?
- He didn't! - No, you're in my house,