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And we don't want you here at the agency anymore. - ( Both laugh )
if rabin can break bread with arafat,
You made a trade with the rabbi?
Here, just put it on your lap.
Oh god, he just got that car.
And if she gives the okay, would you play?
- I said nothing. - Susie: Every little thing I do annoy...
Hey, this is America. They can do whatever they want.
- out of your mind? - What are you talking about?
Well, if you're saying that your best player
That's not why I got up and left.
On the way, we'll pick up a new cock for you, okay?
- $573? - Yeah.
We were just talking about the golf tournament.
If Ron finds out about Eddie and ilene,
My name is shara.
She's an adult? If she's an adult, why can't she hear a dirty joke?
A woman goes to a gynecologist. He says, "get up on the table",
- Hey! - Well well.
I'll call him. He'll be there tomorrow.
- Yeah, um... - You look like blofeld.
Ahh. - Funkhouser: And what happens?
Excuse me.
You... you like saying that, don't you?
- ( Eddie laughs ) - mmm.
Why do you bring your daughter to an adult dinner party?
Big Jew
- and it didn't work. - What do you think this is, the firecracker 400?
- Jeff: You hit it? - I'm afraid so.
Hell jew
I watch what I eat and discipline.
- Let's just kind of walk in casually. - What?
He doesn't like the way she keeps saying "I.O.L."
- and you're shoveling your fat fucking face? - I'm hungry!
- By the way, who's got the silver Lexus? - Ron, why?
Larry, I'm yours whenever you want.
- Don't you dare go after... - Huh? Come on, take it...
Our friendship is about that much now.
Don't touch my yarmulke! Classic
Can you move forward, please?
No, I was the straw that broke the camel's back.
- He's gonna love it. He's gonna love it. - Yeah, huh.
- It's a driveway. - All right, I'm gonna break the news to him.
All right, that's enough! Just get the fuck over here!
- "Ahh." right? Isn't that it? - It's horrible.
- No. No. - Why not?
Maybe a lot more.
- Are you for real? - I had a lot of schpilkas in my life
Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you,
( tisks ) I'm out of that business.
Oh my god! Yarmulke alert!
- Give me the cake! - She told me not to let her have it, okay?
- All right. - So you're gonna talk to my mom?