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I'm just gonna take a look at it.
Believe me. You know what?
- We've got one hole left! - Ron: Fuck this game!
- no, you know what? They're doing their best. - I have to say...
Big Jew
You could say it to her, you know?
but I have to tell you I'm...
Labe, son of nat.
I don't. Turn the boys into girls and...
You tell people how you're feeling, what you're thinking...
but overhear some of the conversation you were having
at this new location they're trying to open.
- Give me that! Give me that! - Rabbi! No, let go!
- Funkhouser: What's going on? - What?
- Yeah, you've got it. - It's a deal. Thank you so much.
- I would agree with you. - That poor fuck.
- Why are you saying that? - She knew.
- What? - I am out of here.
- Oh my god. - What?
I mean, they can legally do it, true. But should they?
The penis wants to get to his homeland.
Shirt untucked alert
This is how you treat a friend?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
. .
don't say anything about this, all right?
A date is an experience you have with another person
- ( Guys laugh ) - l.O.L., Jeff.
L.o.l.
You're the only one who can do it.
- odds are not with you, no. - Not with me? Really?
but my wife ilene, she says "I.O.L."
- I'm enjoying it. - Eh. It's kinda annoying.
( Scoffs ) you know what?
- Ron's not gonna play on this team... - Jeff: Not a chance.
I'm changing it, and now I'm saying thank you for helping me.
- Larry: Hey. - Hi, honey.
So I don't know if you noticed this last night,
( Sighs )
Let me tell you something. The penis doesn't care
We're four strokes ahead after this hole.
Someone has to tell her to stop and it has to be you,
for Jews who are cheating on their spouses
No one you know is ever gonna see you here.
( All yelling )
is because she had a big fight with Ron, okay?
- So you bungled the hit. - Well, I didn't bungle it.
- Shara: Don't listen to them! - Don't be a dick.
One more hole!
I'm gonna make placards and everything.
What's the matter with you? Telling a joke like that in front of her.
- Hey, let's get something to eat. - Okay.