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Well, it's too late now.
No! Uh, wait a second. We just wanna have a few words with you.
But the thing is, I didn't know you were actually gonna leave the Church...
The Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
- Hey, Matty. - Hello, Dennis. How are you?
- Gracias. - You're welcome.
I think people still have copies. There's a lot floating around.
- You could be my Peter. - Oh.
Well, God has a plan for everybody.
- Mm-mmm. - Charlie, this needs to stop. If you guys don't do it...
- So, what? You're a priest now? - Wow! Look at you. Little Matty Mara all grown up, huh?
Am I gay for Glenn Powell? You betcha
Give whatever you can.
- Yeah. - Could you bless me, please?
- You are completely betraying me. You're supposed to be my Peter. - You know what, dude?
- Done. - Okay, hold on one second.
I told you to dress nice. We look like salt and pepper shakers.
This jumbo…
- Your skin's all blotchy. - No, it's not.
- Cats are brown now. - What?
- Matty, wow. You should not have done that. - What do you mean?
- You haven't eaten anything for three days? - And I feel great.
Well, earlier when I asked you if my face looked fat, you kind of paused.
I just got mad that you called mine blotchy.
This guy's perfect. Let's go clean him up.