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and some fabulous desserts, which by the way
if I tell her to stop saying "I.O.L."
Oh! Sirens! Yarmulke on the floor! Oh!
What are you doing? What are you... ah!
No. Not... not really.
can they dare open up a palestinian chicken restaurant
All right, what the hell is this?
- Susie: Delish. - I'd say the potatoes are a little cold.
This reminds me of something Theodor herzl once said.
Fantastic. Okay, let's go.
and come over and say something to me unless Jeff put you up to it.
but I... I kinda banged into your car.
Eddie: All right. Hey, funkhouser's in there too.
- I have noticed, yeah. - It's awful.
I'll love to join you, but I'm already committed
you could get somebody killed for $573.
Imagine how he'd be if he was married to susie.
- Let's just go in and sit down. - It's a cocky move.
- I was gonna finish my lunch. - Well, that's all right.
They'd take down all those settlements in the morning.
- Whoa whoa whoa! Larry. - ( Jeff laughs )
What about funkhouser? Will you call him?
I appreciate it, Larry, but I changed my mind.
I went through a bit of a midlife crisis
Well, I think that's one way to do it,
If Rabin can break bread with Arafat I can do my PhD at this antisemitic shithole
- Don't... don't worry. I won't say anything. - All right?
- ( Moaning ) - filthy Jew.
- That's not my fault. - It is. Your performance wasn't good enough.
- Yeah, hi. - You remember my wife ilene, right?
He's just gonna come out here on Saturday and play great?
- ( Praying ) - no way. No way.
- You're sure you don't mind? Huh? - No. No no, finish your lunch.
Is that al-abbas chicken?
- Sure, yeah. Hi. - Good to see you.
- She lost a lot. - About 60, 65 lbs.
By the way, your lunch is on me.
on the same team and then we won't win the tournament.
in the golf tournament Saturday because I have to honor the sabbath.
Keep my father out of it, will you?