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on the same team and then we won't win the tournament.
in the golf tournament Saturday because I have to honor the sabbath.
I went through a bit of a midlife crisis
- She lost a lot. - About 60, 65 lbs.
- Yeah, hi. - You remember my wife ilene, right?
if I tell her to stop saying "I.O.L."
They'd take down all those settlements in the morning.
He's just gonna come out here on Saturday and play great?
you could get somebody killed for $573.
Well, I think that's one way to do it,
- Sure, yeah. Hi. - Good to see you.
- You're sure you don't mind? Huh? - No. No no, finish your lunch.
I appreciate it, Larry, but I changed my mind.
- ( Moaning ) - filthy Jew.
Oh! Sirens! Yarmulke on the floor! Oh!
Fantastic. Okay, let's go.
and come over and say something to me unless Jeff put you up to it.
- Let's just go in and sit down. - It's a cocky move.
Is that al-abbas chicken?
This reminds me of something Theodor herzl once said.
and some fabulous desserts, which by the way
All right, what the hell is this?
can they dare open up a palestinian chicken restaurant
What are you doing? What are you... ah!
- I was gonna finish my lunch. - Well, that's all right.
No. Not... not really.
- Don't... don't worry. I won't say anything. - All right?
What about funkhouser? Will you call him?
Eddie: All right. Hey, funkhouser's in there too.
- Whoa whoa whoa! Larry. - ( Jeff laughs )
- That's not my fault. - It is. Your performance wasn't good enough.
- Susie: Delish. - I'd say the potatoes are a little cold.
Keep my father out of it, will you?
- ( Praying ) - no way. No way.
I'll love to join you, but I'm already committed
- I have noticed, yeah. - It's awful.
but I... I kinda banged into your car.
If Rabin can break bread with Arafat I can do my PhD at this antisemitic shithole
By the way, your lunch is on me.
Imagine how he'd be if he was married to susie.