Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DARIUS: Florida Man is responsible

That's why I had what I said locked and loaded.

Nigga, I'm not asking you.

ALFRED: Hmm. (sniffs)

Bitch, you better hope it ain't the police.

He's-he's just unstable, all right?

then I'll let that alligator loose and

-That shit gold. -(both laugh)

I don't want to talk about it.

YVONNE: Mmm, there's an alligator in there, for real.

So I'm gonna...

before the night over with.

so... I'll just say we always met.

"Florida Man shoots unarmed black teenager."

That doesn't mean you get to take my shit.

WOMAN: Paul's been having a difficult time of late.

'Cause if she's not, uh, can I stay over for a little bit?

to become a big thing, okay? Just give me five minutes,

(dogs barking in distance)

The fuck? (laughs)

off of one little, weak-ass mixtape

* Eli blast, crackin' 4s like a vase *

for a large percentage of abnormal incidents

Hey. What's up, Regina?

-Just give me five minutes. -Shit.

Man, get your boy.

that occur in Florida.

and a peach cobbler and a number 17.

-I'm going in. -Wait.

and if you tell that to the police,

All I know is I ain't got