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The custodian in on that shit.
* Turn your head around *
for the remainder of your classes.
* You're in love *
you got to get a complaint from her,
WILLY: Well, I must've kidnapped that bitch in 1974,
I'm not taking that.
They're driving to Florida right now
I was trying to get some gas earlier,
DARIUS: That gold shit.
There's police all over this house.
Hey.
What flavor is a Flamin' Hot Cheeto?
Yeah, I watch Storage Wars, too.
Take one of those cups by the door,
I'm like, "Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle.
-Of course. -Yeah.
talking about some, "I got more bars than Scooter."
(sighs)
they're gonna come in here and get me,
Shit. What you on today?
Said she was kidnapped.
You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have
That's what I'm telling you, there's a goddamn alligator...
$325 plus the $50,
* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *
What's up, Al?
You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being
(door closes)
-* Hey, love * -* Hey, love, hey, love *
* You're in love *
* Turn your head around *
-No. No. -(Yvonne stammers)
I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal.
Maybe your stupid ass drank the $50.
"Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,
(woman laughing)
* Yeah, so good, so bad... *
(sighs)
and then it's got to be filled out and signed.
a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him.
-Here you go right there. -(grunts, laughs)