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you got to get a complaint from her,
talking about some, "I got more bars than Scooter."
WILLY: Well, I must've kidnapped that bitch in 1974,
There's police all over this house.
I'm not taking that.
I was trying to get some gas earlier,
-Here you go right there. -(grunts, laughs)
I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal.
Hey.
You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being
What's up, Al?
-No. No. -(Yvonne stammers)
Said she was kidnapped.
and then it's got to be filled out and signed.
Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle.
Maybe your stupid ass drank the $50.
The custodian in on that shit.
What flavor is a Flamin' Hot Cheeto?
they're gonna come in here and get me,
$325 plus the $50,
* You're in love *
(woman laughing)
DARIUS: That gold shit.
-* Hey, love * -* Hey, love, hey, love *
They're driving to Florida right now
Yeah, I watch Storage Wars, too.
-Of course. -Yeah.
Take one of those cups by the door,
(sighs)
* Turn your head around *
That's what I'm telling you, there's a goddamn alligator...
(door closes)
"Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,
* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *
* Yeah, so good, so bad... *
* You're in love *
I'm like, "Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him.
(sighs)
Shit. What you on today?
* Turn your head around *
You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have
for the remainder of your classes.