Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and, like, I just wouldn't stop crying?

- Blue. - Yellow.

- Oh. That's funny. - Boom!

Hi, I don't believe we've met.

We're not really three-way gay or even gay at all.

- Why are they pretending to be gay? - Are they?

We should take him to a hospital.

My uncle Howie died that night, and, you know, we were really close.

How are we not invited?

Well, well, well.

What, dude? It's actually still pretty good.

Get in there, rainbow warriors.

- Any questions? - All right, we are ready to rock and jock.

What is my most viewed website?

I'm gonna freakin' take this one to my deathbed.

- You didn't feel safe? - No.

I have a very, very medium-sized sedan.

We did that. That's 'cause of you. That's 'cause of you.

- Irish. - Yeah, it's all right.

So the sticky stuff on my chest was just glue.

We know each other so well. We're, like, telepathic.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

- No, you weren't. - You guys.

Maybe we should have an adult, mature conversation about it.

We staged the whole thing because you were acting like drunken jerks.

Y'all a bunch of children.

God, who gives a shit?

- (TEDDY CLAPPING) Yeah. - Ooh.

I know this is gonna be hard to believe, but

We did. We did, in a real way.