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You have the perfect relationship.
- Come try out the RestMaster 2000.
- Winning's all she cares about, and Sophie always wins.
- Ever wish you could climb back inside your mother's womb?
- No, but would you mind telling me
No!
Oh, that'll do it.
[ Baby crying ]
- You know her?!
- Forget Joey, I've lost My Little Maggot!
- Wow! Why does that work?
- Your funeral home hates my mom, right?
- My wish from every past birthday finally came true.
[ Gasps ] Annie? Annie?
Only 12 ounce of Baba's Embalmer does trick
- Fun-Con, annual Funeral Parlor Association Convention.
How many of these beauties can I put you down for, huh?
I hate to be right, and yet, I am.
Or not. Because she will lose.
- Excuse me, Sophie?
- He's so squish-able. I love him.
and added sugar.
[ Tires screech ]
but I didn't think I'd fail at getting laid, too.
We've turned our narcissism and desire for money
If I'm not there to hold the sign,
Death powers.
because you're a superfan of my mom's.
for months.
- To not be messy bitch!
if you catch my drift.
But stay away from my embalming fluid!
Top note of never getting what you want.
Don't know how you do it.
so she could remodel my bedroom
Heed my warning, Annie.
Baba, could I go smell some candles before I start my job?
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