YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, baby, what are you doing home?
Jenkins!
Jenkins, him, her...
Now let's give Scotty a little thrill. Buying a drink for the old prof.
- I will. - Yeah,
And you chewed on the end of this recently.
are all on a plane piloted by Oprah,
(LAUGHING)
Look, just because your class likes me more than you...
- No! No! No! - Yes.
My wife knows I'm here. She doesn't have money,
and our future children, and our future cat or monkey,
No, who am I gonna tell? Lily? I told Lily.
Her morning show comes on so early we're usually still at the bar,
Swish, sock, bonk, ping
We'd all started hearing about Jenkins a few weeks earlier.
Totally!
You want to make me jealous, so you're making up a story about Jenkins.
And now that I think about it, not as well lit.
About Support / FAQ Legal