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Oh! You're entertaining?
- Yes, exactly. - Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh.
Nope. No reacher, no settler.
Hilarious!
You want to have sex with Jenkins?
Ted, I have got a great idea.
the other one settles for someone below theirs.
Can I still come?
(CHUCKLES) Not at all, 'cause you're not. I'm on TV.
Okay, but, um, thanks for being with us.
(SIREN BLARING)
We have to drink, professor. It's the rules.
Okay, first of all, come on, buddy. You can't handle the Fudge.
- That's correct. - But, um...
so whenever she does an interview,
Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great-grandkids
Why? Is this a trap? Are you a Packers fan?
that would end the drinking game forever.
(SIGHING)
They're gonna corner me and want a free lecture.
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
- and so... - So now you're worried
And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross.
- Really? - Really?
Whoa, looks like you've been gone awhile.
That wasn't me.
but what she does have is a very special set of skills.