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- I'm the settler. - How could you say that?
- You're a drinking game! - What?
Dude, you are so the reacher. You're getting her a horse.
I didn't get super wasted and throw up all over myself.
Funny, I was picturing a guy. Anyhoo, lunch?
If you wanted to print out one of your lectures or something,
(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT)
- But, um! - But, um!
I gotta make her jealous.
I'm here because of a small but significant cheese incident that occurred.
Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since law school.
Look, this is gonna sound crazy, but I thought Jenkins was a guy.
I wanted to ask you about the novel you're writing right now, but, um...
When I first mentioned you, she mistakenly thought you were a guy,
(LAUGHING)
This newspaper reminded me of the other newspaper. Anyhoo...
but it was actually on Robin.
Okay.
- "But, um"? - "But, um."
With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it.
Hi, Lily. I'm from the French Embassy.
- That's okay. - And I'm sorry I had sex with you
So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the mid-west audit.
It was thick and rough, like a starfish arm!
Hello, baby, ooh!
Times Square on New Year's Eve. Rockefeller Center around Christmastime.
- Watch out for this guy. He steals stuff. - I don't steal stuff.
- Lil! - That's good.
I don't understand why you wouldn't just tell Lily.
My grandpa lives in Pelican Rapids.
So, your third book was your breakout novel, but, um...