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that once she finds out I'm a woman, she's gonna totally flip out.
while you sewed a button back on your sweater.
Really? Let me see it.
- Her tongue was in my mouth! - Sure it was.
Well, the truth is, we watch it for the drinking game.
- You thought she was into me? - Full-on lady wood.
Man, that game is really catching on.
That's great, but, um...
with the V-frame house.
and I really don't want to screw up our friendship.
But, um!
- Please forgive me. - Kiss my husband? My husband?
I always avoided pronouns.
And I'd hate myself if what I did hurt you in any way,
Says that in every relationship there's a reacher and a settler.
Last night there was three minutes of dead air
(LAUGHING) Wait! I did both of those things, so face!
so Jenkins says, "200 bucks, I'll eat the whole jar."
- Yep. - I invited Jenkins.
(LAUGHING)
and we were wondering if maybe you wanted to come.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
there's a few places you just never want to be.
I mean, that's it. I gotta prove to her that I am not the reacher.
- But, um. - But, um.