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I got my start as a reporter. Anything for the get, eh?
But you're talking about him. You never talk about your flings.
{\an8}[sneezes]
{\an8}No, no, no, no. I can't be seen on camera looking like, like…
[Kate] I can smell them already.
I… um…
ok
You know, there's a difference between boundaries and crazy.
Seriously, there's like a river running down the back of my neck. One sec.
Ugh. It's not even the penis that I miss, it's the kissing.
Maybe you're just not his type?
Hey. Come on.
who's a page at the mayor's office.
No, you didn't have to. She wouldn't want you to go through all the trouble.
You're writing about our custody arrangement in Seattle Digest?
so I am more than happy to drive you to doctor's appointments
Sit your ass down, have a glass of wine with us.
Hey, where are you going? Here. I like the bed better.
[sobs]
Like, right now, I can't stop staring at that giant hickey on your neck.
Oh, my-- Oh, my!
It's so wrong how rich celebrities get everything for free.
It's a pull-out couch, which is, uh, different.
I don't owe you anything.
Look, hold on. Can we just pump the brakes?
How? Got no time.
[soft rock music playing]
You just said if they're good kissers you fall in love.
Let's go. Come on.
Oh ye of little faith.
Uh-- If I'm not there, it just all falls apart.
What? Wait, you're-- You're leaving?
{\an8}-Don't say it, Tully. -You don't know what I was gonna say.
I just feel like I'm always looking at the back of your head
We said we were marketing reps
I need to go poop.
-I'm not blushing. I am a grown adult. -[cell phone rings]
or we're gonna have to turn you in to the chaperones.
-Oh, shit. -What?
and a probiotic at bedtime.
It is my job to keep you healthy and to help you grow. There you go.
The cookies are just a vehicle driving you to the milk.
-Are you okay? You're bleeding. -[sobbing]
-Eighth grade boys are idiots. -Yeah. High school boys too.
Well, how do I know what I want?
{\an8}Well, merry Christmas to me.
{\an8}You're gonna say, "Put me in, Coach," but longer.
[Kate] Yeah.
you think that that somehow entitles you to make demands of me?
where Carol's butchering the theme to {\an8}Xanadu,
How can you tell he's short?
You keep your eyes open and you do the right thing.
[giggles]
I should grab some Neosporin in case I get a wound.
Okay. Okay.
Oh my God. It is, like, a thousand million degrees in there.