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Your change, sir.
You never even finished Jedi school.
Well well well You see
the Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man series.
But, Dad-
You monster! How could you do that to the children?
Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?
This is a conceptual nightmare. I mean, Nathan Detroit would never wear this.
What did I do?
Sorry, we're all full.
Your job is to take the bullet. Go!
here is the theme song from the hit motion picture, The Bodyguard.
Six queens. Read 'em and weep.
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You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker...
He had a stroke
You said it, Phil.
Now drop and give me 20. NOOOOO!!!
- Clear. - Oh, for Pete's sake.
Boy, we never asked for that one!
We're doomed. Doomed.
- What did you think of me? - I'd say you were luminous, magnetic.
the circle of life is complete.
I mean, you gotta sell it. Remember, your ''No!'' is what gets you your next job.
What?
Keep 'em coming.
I said, ''Whoo-hoo.''
I think we need a bigger boat.
I was thinking of a quiet evening at home with the, uh- wife.
Your change, sir.
And recent studies have shown that-
Oh, honey, don't be so naive. That's how the world works.
All right, pull me up.
Ah, au gratin potatoes. That's a quality side.
- Pow! - No!
I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago, and you still haven't-
Hey! My milk. I traded my math book for that.
Stop! Please, save me, R2.
Y-You're not mad at me, are you?
- I'll tell you who. Him! - Whoo-hoo!
Homer, I'm not sure it's wise to go out right now.
You wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for me!
You moron! That's the kiss of death.
I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.
Now, promise or I'll let you fall to your death.
- I am confident this can be- - Not this time, Fat Tony.
Well, it's all- Hey! I thought you twisted your ankle.
Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Your generosity is greatly appreciated...
We're working on that roach situation. I swear to God.
- Well, I'm off to work. - You're guarding the mayor tonight?
What? There's nothing to worry about.
Oh, the pain, the pain. The pain of it all.
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Hey, thanks, everybody.
Mayor, Fat Tony asked me to give you this.
- We just wanna get a snack. - Access denied.