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Your not a total ass
Oh, okay.
Okay. I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.
but she really likes you as a friend.
Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
I have to go. So, I'll talk to you later.
This is a petition for the business park
The worst part is that she shows it
Frankie G: This is what we’re talking about. Did you hear that, everyone?
No.
So, no harm, no foul.
Don't think she's gonna make it!
I think we need a little break. Permanently.
Oh, what's this?
Can we just get back to work?
Six-month anniversary.
I celebrate these women.
Michael. Yes.
"Flat-chested." What was the last one?
And I know what you're thinking.
Deserve protection from local pervs.
It's pretty funny when you think about it.
Have I slept with a woman? More than one?
And they're worth more than your car.
Answer it. Don't answer it.
Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out?
Some panties, or...
Let's do this.
Maybe some Italian.
than one guilty man roam free.
And to be wearing see-through underpants.
R-E-S-P-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
The momma was just
All right. I hope nobody's on a diet.
MICHAEL: I don't think she's gonna make it.
Where?
No. Thank you, though.
I’ve got penises on the brain
Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point.
It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot.
And then, watching it back right afterward to improve my form.
I’m a pretty normal dog. I do one weird thing. I like to pee on the couch.
portray women as skinny, tall goddesses.
But that is a risk we have to take.
and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world
Let's see.
MANY TEXANS ARE COMPETENT DEIVER
Yes.
Yeah, but, it's every guy's fantasy.
I think I've got it.
This is a masculine environment.
$300?
You know what? I would love to buy you a fresh set of underwear.
Or right towards the end of having sex.
I've got penises on the brain