Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There we go! Good. Yes. We have the...

Oh. Just so you know, it's not me. It's you.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Michael, you need to get out of this.

No. No, they are not.

A penis, when seen in the right context Is the most beautiful sight for a woman

(HORN HONKING) Coming!

"Good clothes. Hot.

You're not a total ass.

She read it to me.

"unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute."

Not really. No.

F.Y.I. Because I am so angry over all of this.

For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far.

If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to.

I want to do something nice for you,

Why don't you run the meeting? You play with dolls.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Oh. Hold on. Sorry.

Pam, you can draw, kind of

In the parking lot.

Which would be me.

But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car,

Halfsies? No! Wholesies

I would like to apologize

Not really. I've seen a bathroom before.

When I got my hair cut short,

I have been caught several times and i have paid dearly

I cannot believe vodka has no calories

Oh, I don't know, James. Did I come from a woman?

Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take.

"Insecure about body.

but I want to remain friends.

I’m a pretty normal guy, I do one weird thing…